Our Goat Yoga Dream Team
At GoatCountry LLC, our goats are the true stars of the show! From the seasoned OGs to our playful newcomers, each goat brings their own personality and charm to your goat yoga experience. Whether you’re looking for a dose of humor, a moment of comfort, some snuggly cuddles, or just pure, joyful silliness, our herd delivers it all.
Get to know the goats behind the magic! Explore their bios and fun accolades below, and see why every GoatCountry session is filled with laughter, love, and unforgettable memories.
Ernest Wayne "Ernie"
CEO, Boss-Man, The Big Cheese
With us since our founding, Ernie is the reason we exist as a company today. On a daily basis, he is sure to remind us of that. He has the most personality, the best ideas, and is always fun to take out on the town. He knows everyone, and he likes to talk a lot. He's been known to get into trouble while unsupervised, so we always keep him close.
Emmett Abercrombie
Relaxation Specialist
Emmett is our in-house relaxation specialist, which means there is absolutely no one around who is more versed in the art of relaxation than him. He knows how to do nothing and do it well. We're not mad at him though, look at how adorable he is.
Elmer "Ricky Bobby"
Security
Elmer has extensive experience in security. A favorite among clients, Elmer is warm, humorous, and treats every client like they’re family. In his free time, he enjoys racing his stock car.
Eva Blue
Stylist (In-House DIVA)
Eva is our resident in-house stylist/DIVA. She knows how to make anyone look good, but she is always sure to start with herself. She is known for making us late for events because of all her wardrobe changes and hairstyles.
Eliza Jean
Resident Therapist
Eliza is our very own in house therapist. A pro at dragging a smile out of anyone that comes around, she is sure to melt your heart.
Early Ford
Project Manager
Early is one fiery personality. She's got the spirit, the brains, and the tenacity to get things done. You'll find her delegating duties to her underlings on the regular.
Erma
Event Coordinator
Erma is our event coordinator here at GoatCountry. Her job involves booking, catering, decor, and budgeting. She keeps the team in line and on time for all of our extravagant events.
Esmerelda
Entertainment Manager
Esmerelda is responsible for curating the best playlists for all of our events. With her selections playing, everyone is sure to have a jammin' time. Her personal favorite genre is Funk & Soul (she's a sucker for Lionel Richie).
Elouise Lennox
Style Apprentice
Ellie is working towards completing her apprenticeship under our world class Master Stylist Eva. Ellie is still working on boundaries and there's a 100% chance she will chew on your hair. Please be patient as we are working through this slight occupational hiccup.
Elvira Hale
Human Resources
Elvira is our human resources specialist. From payroll and hay distribution, to workplace disputes, Elvira takes care of our business. On a normal day in the office, she can be found in a pair of blue jeans, vibing to Stevie Wonder.
Emogene Jett
Administrator
Emogene is the brawn behind the brains of her twin sister, Early. Don't let her catch you slacking on the job, you're sure to get an earful!